Friday, December 10, 2010

Muddy Mac

This is the story of
Muddy Mac .Muddy Mac was the strongest man in the state of California. He wasn’t just the strongest man but he was the tallest. He was 500 ft. tall! Every one in California knew Muddy and loved to tell and retell of all his feats.
       Now one day Muddy went to visit Sumo Sam. Sumo Sam complained that that he wanted to visit Muddy but he hated to walk. So Muddy thought, thought, and thought. Then Sumo Sam said he loved to swim. Muddy then had an idea. And it was a great one.
       His idea was to make a lake. Not just an ordinary lake but a giant one. From California to Asia. He then told Sam. He thought it was a great idea. Then Muddy started to dig. He dug and dug and dug and dug and dug for two months. All the dirt he dug and threw created the Sierra Nevada Mountains. Then when he could just see Sam. He raised his arm to wave to him. Then all the sudden the shovel fell and cut off his big toe. He said “is something missing?” Then he looked down and found that his big toe was missing. He started to cry and fell over. He cried, cried, and cried. He cried so much that he filled the pit that he had dug. That pit is now known as the Pacific Ocean.                                                       Then muddy pulled himself out of the water. He went and got Sumo Sam to show him what he had made. When they got to the location, Sumo just jumped in. He popped his head out of the water. Then Sumo claimed “it felt awesome!” Then he stated that the water was a tad too salty. Muddy told him that it is because the water is actually his tears. He was quite surprised but he kept swimming.            Sumo asked muddy if he wanted to swim with him and he cried yes. So they were swimming and then Sumo Sam hit his head on a rock then he got knocked out. Then Muddy dove down to save Sumo, but an octopus had hold of his leg and started to pull on it but, Muddy Mac dove in after Sam. He had noticed what had happened. Mac started to pull and pull. The sinister cephalopod had one heck of a grip! So Mac pulled out his trusty shovel and bonked him right in the face! BAM! The octopus folded up and got all squishy.
So Mac and Sumo went to California. Mysteriously, everyone was cheering “Ha-ray!’ and “whoopee!” Mac and Sam were mystified. It turns out as Mac was digging he hit gold in the ocean floor somehow without noticing and flung it into streams on the mountains! 
       Mac was getting quite annoyed with all of the people ignoring his ocean, so he moved to Asia. The people there loved his creation. So he stayed there. The reason that you see the waves over on his ocean; it’s just Mac and Sumo playing in the water

The Leagend Of Berry



Once there was a man named Berry. He was the strongest and smartest man in the state of Alabama. People from miles around knew Berry.  Also people loved to tell and retell his amazing feats.            
Now one day Berry was walking around when he heard a loud squall. Berry did not see a thing but he kept on walking. Just then a giant eagle came swooping down and landing on his shoulder.                            Berry said “big guy am going to name you mouse.”                          Mouse said “cool name but I can only climb trees and swoop He said to the giant down from them.”                           Berry said “did you just talk.”
Mouse said “yup.” Right then Berry took mouse to the tallest tree in Alabama. Berry let go of mouse and off he went.
Berry said “flap your wings” So mouse did as said. Mouse tried to flap but he could not stay up.   Berry said “les try again”
Mouse said “sounds good.” So they tried 60 times before he could actually fly off a tree.             Then Berry said “tomorrow we will fly off the ground. Mouse said nothing to Berry. They got back to camp and started sleeping.                    The next day they got back to the tree.
Berry said “stay down here and I will climb up the tree. Then you will fly up to me.” Mouse tried to fly up but he couldn’t.
Berry said “try jumping and then flying. But flap your wings at all times.”                               “ok.” Said mouse. He tried 1000 times before he got the hang of it. And when he did he flew right to Arizona and landed on a rocky surface. When he landed he made a huge hole which is now known as the Grand Canyon. Mouse did not know where he was. So he flew out of the hole to look where he was.                    Mouse said “there he is.” So he went north bound.                                “Where did you go mouse?” hollered Berry. “I was lost out south.” Said mouse            “ok but do not do that again. There was a very long silence. Then berry breaking the silence saying “well since you know how to fly I guess that you need to go.” Sorry to say that but I have to do it.” Said berry.                      Mouse said “That’s ok I will find a new friend. Well thanks for teaching me how to fly.”               “See you around big guy” berry said                                                                           The legend says that if you go to that if you go to that tallest tree you will hear the voice of Berry and Mouse.        

THE MURDER



Hi I am DETECTIVE Drew. BANG a gun went off but at who, where.  I ran over to the window as quick as I could.  No one was there. I ran over to the other window. There he was I caught a glimpse seat him; he was wearing a black jacket. I wrote it down as quick as I could. This is a true MYSTERY.

  As I ran down the stairs to see the scene, I got told to slow down. By the time I got down to the scene the police were already there. “There is so much EVIDINCE in this crime scene. There is a gun, shoe print, hair, cloth, plus there is probably a finger print on the gun.”  There was even the victim there. Wows there are so many CLUES here. I said to myself, “this is going to be an easy catch.” 

              As I drove off to give the data to the police this crazy driver pulled right out in front of me. I slammed on the brakes.  Finely I got to the police station and they did there business on the computer. They happen to have a micro chip in his neck. But the bad part is he/she is out of radius.  

                                             5   years   later …………           

During the years we have been looking and looking but we never found who ever did it.
 RING! RING! The phone rang
“Hello”
“Jell-O”         
“We just had a MURDER in Gobles, Mi.”
“Who got murdered?”
“Umm, someone named Jeff eBay”
“Ok just stay calm.” 
“I AM CALM.”
“Where is your exact location?”
“I am in Gobles, Michigan 49055. And my number is 628-1321.”
“Almighty than I will be there to see what happened tomorrow.”

                                      THE NEXT DAY…………


             The car was very, very loud. Finally I got to the crime scene after 15 hours of driving and no stops. Knock, knock.
“Oh I was worrying about that you would not get here in time.”
“I am a man of my word.”
“Well come on in and check it out.”
“Ok” The body was not dirty or gory, HE WAS CHOKED. I saw the bushes move SUSPICIOUSLY so I slowly pulled my gun out.
I quickly ran to the bushes and I saw the criminal. I told him to get in the car, I brought him back to the police station, and they are going to have court in two days.

            But there is only one other person would do this. SUSEN! “hello” Hello I was wondering, where were you when the crime happened.” “I was driving home.” “Ok but you are a SUSPECT, oh and you better have an alibi.             









                                                        Solution


             Susan never killed the man. Riff he killed the man and he confessed he did it two years later. He went to jail for life and soon broke out from jail. No one ever saw Riff again.    

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Monday

           My monday was awful. First, I found out I left my bag at my aunts. it had my homework and my planer in it. After that, I got a blueslip because I didn't do my work. then I got another blueslip because I ripped my work up. Second to last, I got home and I got grounded because of the two blueslips. I was grounded for 9 weeks with no tv,vidio games, furniture,and freinds. Finally, I was bored out of my world for 9 weeks. That is all about my awful Monday.